Saturday, November 6, 2010

The importance of Chocolate

Me:
If you don't understand how important chocolate is in the society of girls, you need to read this.
CHOCOLATE IS IMPORTANT
IT'S THE FUEL OF LIFE!
IT'S THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD THAT SAYS "I STILL LOVE YOU. I WILL COMFORT YOU FOREVER WITH MY CREAMY CHOCOLATEY-NESS AND I WON'T JUDGE YOU"
IT IS THE GLORY AND PRIZED POSSESSION OF A WOMAN
WHEN MEN FAIL HER AND SHE NEEDS LOVE SHE WILL TURN TO CHOCOLATE :'D
Chocolate... Is our friend.
That is why a man should always give a woman chocolate.

A man:
Hah! You're kidding, right?

Me:
No way!
I'm completely serious
100%
Chocolate is not a thing to joke about
It is a great DECLARATION OF LOVE! :'D
Men turn to a woman when they need comforting, but a woman cannot rely on a man. So she turns to chocolate. And the chocolate comforts her without questioning her or thinking she's lonely and needs a social life.
WHEN MAN FAILS, A WOMAN TURNS TO CHOCOLATE! IT WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HER

A man:
You make it sound like we're lazy and heartless. Not all men are like that!

Me:
If not all men were like that, we women would not need chocolate. But we do. And you are.

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Okay, not *all* men are like that. But chocolate is very important. This is my perspective on chocolate. xD No offense to men.

1 comment:

  1. I'm sure Yash would heartily agree with you ^^

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